*Laura Elizabeth

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April 2011

25 posts

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

TEACHER:

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OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:

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AND I’M JUST LIKE :

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AND I GO TO THE BATHROOM:

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Mar 31, 2011200,110 notes

March 2011

171 posts

Mar 28, 201121,228 notes
People who make the same face in every picture

phuongynguyen:

whatisthisfeeling:

itsfuckinmalik:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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OMG REBLOGGING ONLY BECAUSE OF BROCK

HAHA

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That awkward moment when a teacher looks at you while you have your phone in your hand.

preetlove:

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Mar 28, 201124,459 notes
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.

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Mar 28, 2011391,660 notes
"Ewh, that song is old, why do you listen to that still?" Oh yah, well your mom's old and you still listen to her.

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Mar 28, 201117,119 notes
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Mar 28, 201115,545 notes
Reblog if you love seeing posts on your dashboard being reblogged from you.

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Spring Break / Summer

ibeatsitup:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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Mar 27, 201115,866 notes

Morning shower

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Afternoon shower:

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Mar 27, 2011305,460 notes
Mar 27, 20111,115 notes
Reblog if you yell when fighting or scream when people chase you on videogames

suchacompletestranger:

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Mar 27, 201133,809 notes
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"Clean your room, family are coming over."

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.

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Mar 27, 2011111,315 notes
REBLOG IF YOU GET THIS.

saportastyle:

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Mar 27, 20116,127 notes
Be careful if you make a women cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man’s ribs. Not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.
Mar 24, 20119,319 notes
Mar 24, 201125,359 notes
My parents never had "the talk" with me.

lostmyfear:

saranicus:

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I picked it up on the streets. Like a boss.~

Mar 24, 2011216,170 notes
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Mar 24, 201121,098 notes
Reblog If Your A 91-96 Kid.

kushkrazy:

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Mar 24, 2011227,884 notes
A LIST OF THINGS I'M GOOD AT

hyuuman:

1. Staying up so late that my eyes feel like they want to jump out of my skull.

2. Leaving plates and cups everywhere. 

3. Ignoring the phone when someone calls.

4. Spending hours and hours on the computer.

5. Bothering the shit out of people.

6. Making really good lists of things.

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Mar 24, 201112,454 notes
Mar 23, 201120,180 notes
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.

al3xandra:

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OMG. YES I WAS

Mar 23, 2011330,928 notes
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Reblog if you've PROUDLY accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior
Mar 23, 2011613 notes
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Women belong in the kitchen, huh? Well, you know why women live longer than men? Because the kitchen is where the knives are.

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Mar 23, 201143,556 notes
When a movie says ''based on a true story'' its automatically 100 times scarier.

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Mar 23, 201160,427 notes
Mar 23, 201112,239 notes
the awkward moment when you don't know why you're in a bad mood but you just are.

itzellovato:

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Mar 22, 2011159,980 notes
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'5".

mfchristy:

alonetilforever:

itseverythingnice:

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i’m 5’3” :)

4’11(X

Mar 22, 2011109,722 notes
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? ... He couldn't do it last night because he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide. See that girl, with her face caked in make up? ... She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? ... He covers his arms to hide the scars. See her, with the cheap, hand-me-down clothes? ... Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. See the girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? ... She cries herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over her house? ... Because she's afraid they'll see her dad passed out drunk on the floor, as always. See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? ... She was raped. See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? ... He wishes someone would do the same for him. See the girl who never brings a lunch? ... She's disgusted by her body. See her, with the little waist? ... She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so that she can keep her waist that way. See the boy over there, see the dark circles under his eyes? ... He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams. See that girl daydreaming over there? ... She has schizophrenia. See the boy biting his nails? ... He has cancer and he's wondering how much time he has left. See your best friend? ... She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you wont understand. See that boy reading all about 9/11? ... His parents died on that day. See her, with her phone on her at all times? ... She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago. Don't judge.

tomtomchipchip:

this such a powerful message.  all of my followers better reblog this. 

Mar 22, 201163,865 notes
That awkward moment when you’re smiling at your phone/computer, and your parents ask who you’re talking to.

janinanicole:

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Mar 22, 201118,465 notes
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Mar 22, 201149,386 notes
reblog if you have a heart <3

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reblog if you understand that the little girl pictured above is just as beautiful as the little girl pictured below <3

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Mar 22, 2011122,412 notes
When it comes to insults. Always be there for your bestfriend.

when your bestfriend insults someone:

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but when someone insults your bestfriend:

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Mar 22, 2011158,336 notes
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in spongebob

al3xandra:

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hahahahaaa oh myyy.

Mar 22, 2011174,806 notes
Todays kids..

failureinthefleshh:

my cellphone when i was 5:

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todays 5 year olds cellphones:

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Mar 22, 201147,567 notes
Fieldtrips

The ride there:

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Actually there:

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Mar 22, 201168,717 notes
that awkward moment when you're


stuck in traffic & someone is dropping like it’s hot,

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at those peaceful yoga lessons & someone is dropping like it’s hot,

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even when fishing, someone is dropping like it’s hot.

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Mar 22, 201159,862 notes
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